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  • Creep 2
  • Ginger Snaps
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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

  • Hannibal

    ★★

  • Red Notice

  • My Name Is Bruce

    ★★★★

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    Jesus Christ, I went into this having heard ‘it’s outdated, the characters are boring and the scares are dull’, so I put it off for ages…

    This movie fucking scared me to death. And very few movies do, especially ‘mainstream’ ones.

    Even more importantly what a GORGEOUS movie, both in how it’s edited and shot and acted.

    Bubba is terrifying and so very, very sad.

  • Hannibal

    Hannibal

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it’s always hard to do a sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time, but even by itself this one would have felt lacking. so much of this is just… boring, and with the recast of the main character, Jodie Foster’s Clarice Starling, you miss out on the chemistry and relationship that was the single best atribute the first film had. don’t get me wrong, both leads are good in this, but nothing out of the ordinary.

    the…

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  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    2012’s most EPIC movie 👊😎

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wow, i’m really torn here. I genuinely expected to like this, and for the first two halves I did. 

    but man, the more I talked about it immediately after leaving the cinema the more I found myself blue balled for a lot of reasons. 

    all the characters are woefully underwritten, not so much in the sense that they don’t have character but that they never get much of a chance to shine. i don’t really notice or care much that…