Hail, Caesar! ★★★½

if any of you demons touch a HAIR on alden ehrenreich’s head or even BREATHE on him with ill intent, i will come at you with the full force of a white suburban pta mom in a silver volvo minivan who is ten whole minutes late to pick up her children from violin practice. i will mow you down. i have not been stanning this boy since 2016 based on one performance for nothing.

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