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  • Assassin's Creed

    Assassin's Creed

    I don’t understand why Michael Fassbender decided to be in this?? Such a talented actor and such a dire film. I also really don’t think he was the right man for the role. 

    The game never made sense to me and I could not get into it. Kind of like the movie too. It was slow in places, shit characters and a story that never really got going, then the obvious ending. The twists were like twisters that you could see coming a mile off. 

    Very disappointed after watching this. Fassbender you tricked me into thinking this was going to be good!

  • Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead

    Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead


    You need to watch this!!! 

    Funny zombie movie! Half of it was in Norwegian but it doesn’t matter. You don’t need to u understand what’s being said, as there’s plenty of gore and violence to keep your eyes on. 

    The makeup, costume and fighting are fantastic. No need to computer CGI here, just some talented artists. The story is brilliant, characters are fantastic and overal very good movie!

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  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    Dreadful start. It was long, drawn out and boring to start off. We are twice told the story of the ancient queen who was buried on an island. I’ve got a decent enough memory that I can recollect what I’m told 10 minutes earlier in the movie. It was pointless. 

    The script throughout is very obvious and the acting is over the top and not what I expected from a recent cinema blockbuster!

    Alicia Vikander gives a shockingly awful performance,…

  • Burying the Ex

    Burying the Ex


    Even though he turned up to their first date, kicking along on a scooter, wearing a helmet, she still liked him enough for a bit of back seat car action.

    Very slow film. Seems almost pointless as not a lot happens. 

    This will not make anybody’s top 100 list.