max

average film student but superb movie watcher

i don’t give out a half star unless i feel like it absolutely deserves it

Favorite films

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • Torch Song Trilogy
  • The Wolf of Snow Hollow
  • Love & Mercy

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  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • Lightyear

    ★★★

  • Scary Movie

    ★★★

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    absolutely bawled my eyes out at the ending but literally fuck that dad i hope the kids never forgive him. kinda creeped out with how well ethan hawke played this role tho

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★

    jizz lightqueer 

    overall pretty underwhelming movie but it was cute. and i still cried so it accomplished what it needed to.

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  • Metal Lords

    Metal Lords

    ★★★★★

    nah i don’t care, i enjoyed this movie. it was fun and entertaining and i related to the characters. it was cute and gay

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★★★

    this is the worst and best thing to happen to me today. andrew pls do more musicals i beg…. and dare i say this has made my top 5 of 2021? i think it has