Javi has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    Yeeekk. This was probably the worst of the transformers movies. It was long, bloated, and full of the most unnecessary plot points I've ever seen. This extremely long movie surrounded a pretty convoluted, messy screenplay..and if we take away all that time wasted on the useless boyfriend, the teen-adult talks, debates about pedophilia, uncalled-for racism, and other Michael Bayisms, we would've had a less tiring film to watch. The Transformers series is so tired out by now. I'd give this…

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below


    The only reason why I bothered to even see the film is because of the catacombs, and if it weren't for that, I wouldn't be writing this review. Let me start off by saying, that it wasn't all that great. It was a handheld camera film, and like all handcam movies, it is accompanied by dizzyness, quick cuts, and, as it takes place in the catacombs, a sense of claustrophobia. The handheld genre is also used to the most cliched…