Javi has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★

    Yeeekk. This was probably the worst of the transformers movies. It was long, bloated, and full of the most unnecessary plot points I've ever seen. This extremely long movie surrounded a pretty convoluted, messy screenplay..and if we take away all that time wasted on the useless boyfriend, the teen-adult talks, debates about pedophilia, uncalled-for racism, and other Michael Bayisms, we would've had a less tiring film to watch. The Transformers series is so tired out by now. I'd give this…

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★

    The only reason why I bothered to even see the film is because of the catacombs, and if it weren't for that, I wouldn't be writing this review. Let me start off by saying, that it wasn't all that great. It was a handheld camera film, and like all handcam movies, it is accompanied by dizzyness, quick cuts, and, as it takes place in the catacombs, a sense of claustrophobia. The handheld genre is also used to the most cliched…