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Lucy has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2015.

  • The Conformist

    The Conformist

    ★½

    [me watching any movie made before 1999] um

  • V/H/S

    V/H/S

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    FUCK!!! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME IM SO MAD what the fuck

    ok. an extra half star though for the tape with the guy and girl on vacation that ends in the girl's lesbian lover stabbing the guy in the throat and making out with the girl and them running away together. that was pretty badass

  • God Bless America

    God Bless America

    ★½

    part 3/3 of my "accidentally awful movie marathon"

    i fell asleep on purpose on a friend of a friend's living room recliner. it was weird. the movie, not the recliner (or the friend of a friend)

  • Trainwreck

    Trainwreck

    ★½

    ugh

  • Cosmopolis

    Cosmopolis

    ★½

    the song by metric in the closing credits was the best part