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Lucy has written 7 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★½

    “i don’t believe in anything”

    surface level fare for audiences that crave some shock value but aren’t willing to go looking for something better, or deeper. i didn’t feel much of anything the entire duration, indifference turning to eventual boredom. the last act definitely gave me something more to work with, but by that point i’d already lost all interest and just wanted to get out of there. joaquin is always good at playing unhinged, sure, but i’d pass on…

  • Tell It to the Bees

    Tell It to the Bees

    ★½

    too many cgi bees, not enough making out. and why did this feel like a poorly written horror movie? what year is it? how could anna paquin betray me like this?

  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★½

    wants so badly to be deadpool lite, ends up looking more like the book of henry of superhero movies. i said what i said

  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart

    ★½

    haley lu went from columbus and support the girls to THIS? but honestly i’m not even mad at her, get that paycheck girl

  • Isn't It Romantic

    Isn't It Romantic

    ★½

    this could not decide what it wanted to be: it had a horrible script to begin with and then tried to ride the line between parody and full on actual rom com, but sadly in this case those two genres might as well be oil and water. foolishness!

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    ★½

    mary poppins floated down with her umbrella at stonewall and said “here’s a brick. have fun”

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    ★½

    me in the escape room: deborah ann woll i’m gonna get you outta here