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Lucy has written 47 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Lawrence of Arabia

    Lawrence of Arabia


    in the time it took me to watch this, i could have rewatched charlie’s angels: full throttle twice. priorities

  • Good Boys

    Good Boys


    i know brie larson didn’t roll jack up into a rug and break him out of room so he could say bad words and google porn. i guess he’s growing up 🥺

  • My Days of Mercy

    My Days of Mercy


    this wasn’t great but also i didn’t expect it to be. sometimes i just gotta watch one good movie kiss and i’ll be alright

  • The Art of Self-Defense

    The Art of Self-Defense


    bro, it’s not gay if it’s karate

  • The Secret Life of Pets 2

    The Secret Life of Pets 2


    me: aladdin or secret life of pets 2?
    my 5 year old niece: let’s validate jenny slate’s career 
    me, getting tickets: today we validate jenny slate’s career

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    at one point i said “chucky rights!” out loud and no i don’t wanna talk about it

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    best picture showcase: film #8

    “maybe i fucking failed you”

    i just can’t do it, i can’t take this seriously anymore. the first act is so exciting and the movie definitely peaks when they perform “shallow”, but for me it takes a complete nose dive after that. jackson’s character is such a mess and it’s incredibly off putting, and honestly i don’t care if that was the whole point anymore. it’s just too long and doesn’t work for me as a melodrama. i’m really happy for people that connect with this, but i’m over it

  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate


    “painted reality is it’s own reality”

    i can appreciate what this is going for, but i don’t vibe with it at all. if i was to compare them, loving vincent was a lot more for me, but i can say that willem dafoe was born to play van gogh. he didn’t let us down

  • On the Basis of Sex

    On the Basis of Sex


    rbg walked so elle woods could run

  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

    The Ballad of Buster Scruggs


    the ballad of buster scruggs: ★★★½
    near algodones: ★★★
    meal ticket: ★
    all gold canyon: ★½
    the gal who got rattled: ★★★
    the mortal remains: ★½
    overall: no noise

  • The Santa Clause

    The Santa Clause


    when my 4 year old niece just said “i did like it but it wasn’t very good” she really deconstructed film criticism in one fell swoop

  • Golden Exits

    Golden Exits


    “desire. that’s a novel concept”

    5 minutes in and i could already tell i wouldn’t like this but the scene where lily rabe wears a flannel shirt really made it all feel worthwhile somehow. i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again: she should be in everything. lily rabe i would give it all up for you