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  • The Great Muppet Caper

    The Great Muppet Caper


    "for once, the forecast was right. it said it was going to rain cats and dogs."
    "no, no, we're bears and frogs."
    "and gonzos!"

  • An Evening with Tim Heidecker

    An Evening with Tim Heidecker


    when we're feelin good, when we're feelin healthy, we don't say we've got a "hot." look it up. we don't do it.

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  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values


    the eternal glow that lights up morticia's face makes my heart swell 🖤

  • Tommy



    the father: david byrne big suit
    the son: kevin smith huge jorts
    the holy spirit: elton john giant boots