kaitlyn

nothing matters anyway and that's the hell of it

Favorite films

  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Carnival of Souls
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • The Evil Dead

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  • Shut In

    ★★

  • Lunatics: A Love Story

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★

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  • Shut In

    Shut In

    ★★

    only caught the very beginning setup and the lower third, when shit started hitting the fan. none of the middle. probably the ideal viewing situation? my rating is either really unfair or far too generous. idk, i just work here. all i know is naomi needs to find a better agent ASAP and charlie heaton was born to play wacked-out little bitchboys only

  • Lunatics: A Love Story

    Lunatics: A Love Story

    ★★★★★

    "you seem to have a lot of books about people that killed themselves."
    "did cat in the hat kill himself?"

    balanced just enough between eccentric and earnest to still come out cogent on the other side. ted has a thousand awards in my heart

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    imagine it’s the 80s and you’re kiefer sutherland and you’re so repressed that you turn your crush into a vampire instead of just talking to him. unbelievable. mood

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values

    ★★★★★

    so much of this film will never get old. joan cusack giving the performance of her life, obviously. wednesday's pocahontas. fester serving in the white suit, the bowlcut wig. the eternal glow that lights up morticia's face. pubert. "isn't he a ladykiller!" / "acquitted." 🖤🖤🖤