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  • Hush



    definitely one of the best horror films in recent memory but oh boy rewatching it when i was home alone was a big mistake. now i'm certain john gallagher jr. is in my backyard and he's up to no good

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    was this good? i don't know. did i have a good time? i also don't know but i haven't had a good time in a while! are the juvenile humor, constant references, tj miller's presence and the action scenes ironically set to pop songs obnoxious and lazy? absolutely. but i would die for zazie beets, the big metal dude, dopinder, ricky baker and the x-lesbians.

Popular reviews

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen


    a movie about a melodramatic, jealous, self-hating, pretentious young girl who wants to die... can't believe my life has been plagiarized like this!

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    imagine being a lady from the olden times and you have to wear a corset and you've never even seen a man but all of a sudden colin farrell won't leave your fucking house and that causes complicated sexual feelings and you don't even know what masturbation is so you decide fighting your friends for a man is something a self-loving woman would do... that's sad huh... too bad dua lipa wasn't around back then, she could've prevented all of this