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  Mandy 2018

  Added by Real Declan

  god—or, more to the point, absolution—is yours to find and keep and lose forever. that's what makes man the devil. we carry each other all the way to it

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  Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

  Added by Real Declan

  there is an oft-repeated throughline with the first venom that is as overdone as it is useful: it is an aberration, that it must be from 20 years ago and we would never see another of its kin. a sequel will come in 5 years and pretend this never happened. carnage will not appear and if he does it will not be woody harrelson. this new venom, it will be serious and scary and it will and give you what…

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  Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance 2009

  Added by Real Declan 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  there's no sense in ignoring her presence, mari is a very weird decision. she is a cold spot in the room of this movie for its entire runtime. she likes getting in evas, crawls around on all fours, and has no real depth to speak of. she's a completely flat character, here for what i gather to be no purpose. i consort with a shadowy council of world leaders and waifu merch guys and they return my question with a…

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  Venom 2018

  Added by Real Declan 2

  venom is my favorite goddamn comic book character ever. he is so big and cool and scary and he eats people and he fucks with some guy from new york all the time. there's no losing with venom. he's like rock, or the number seven. everyone picks rock, everyone thinks 7 is lucky, and everyone loves venom. people will watch a movie like venom because venom is in it

  but that's not to discredit this movie, it has a lot…