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Crimes of the Future 2022
just went to the hospital cause some shit's going on with my eye and they did some dead space 2 shit to assess me so when i go into this bitch next friday night i'll either be basically invincible or literally dying in my seat. soon we will know...
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Men 2022
you incurious facile gits have spent the last decade turning horror movies into buzzfeed questionaires you already know the results of. you have worked tirelessly as a kill agent for corporate outsider-dom to replace genuine sensation with "vibes" and "messages" and now your toil bears bruised, acrid, and spoiled fruit. dont you dare give me that flippant 2 star review like your hands are clean. you kept posting that toni collette fancam, you are *exactly* who they made this nutripaste…
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