Declan: The Movie

Declan: The Movie

ABH4LB - "Always Be Haggling For Layered Butter"

Favorite films

  • Amadeus
  • Metropolis
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Casino

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  • Doogal

    Doogal

    declan65 — #1: DOOGAL (2006)

    never leave boocanan... to do a declan job

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    to all who come to this happy place: maybe i should have waited till the head cold broke before giving this one a go

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  • Men

    Men

    you incurious facile gits have spent the last decade turning horror movies into buzzfeed questionaires you already know the results of. you have worked tirelessly as a kill agent for corporate outsider-dom to replace genuine sensation with "vibes" and "messages" and now your toil bears bruised, acrid, and spoiled fruit. dont you dare give me that flippant 2 star review like your hands are clean. you made that toni collette fancam. this exists because you are here. you are *exactly*…

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    me and this guy at work have this thing where whenever we do a favor for each other or like pass a marker or refill the printer paper we say "now we are mated before eywa" and now we can't do that because that new avatar movie looks dope so everyone knows what we're talking about and now we both look like avatar superfans instead of two men repeatedly confirming a homoerotic union of souls. fuck this