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  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    okay i don't know where else to put this so i'm just gonna do it here cause somebody's bound to see it but I keep getting this fucking ad for RWBY merch and it's the most unbelievable thing i've ever seen. black text on white screen going "UwU KAWAII RWBY MERCH KAWAII UwU" i'm seriously scared that you think i'm making this up and on any other day you'd be right but this is a matter of principle

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    train leaves station, conducter leaves view as train pulls away, zombie tackles conducter back into shot. holy fucking shit

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  • Blade II

    Blade II

    blade II is the only superhero movie ever made. maybe the first superman movie. but im not entertaining hypotheticals here. blade holds a gun at ron Perlman with his off hand while an entire club dances around him. this is argento's Fourth Mother

  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    kyon gets the one thing he's whined about wanting for 2 entire seasons of anime and he almost gets arrested twice in as many days freaking out trying to find a way to take it back

    almost 10 years out from its release im only now coming to terms with the fact that this movie was supposed to be the ending of a show that spent its entire runtime blowing its peers out of the water, but it's true. there's…