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  Hardcore 1979

  Added by Declan Cadillac

  genuine top 5 movie poster of all time if not for the twitch facecam depicting george c. scott having just barely missed the WR for his halo CE speedrun

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  Added by Declan Cadillac

  just went to the hospital cause some shit's going on with my eye and they did some dead space 2 shit to assess me so when i go into this bitch next friday night i'll either be basically invincible or literally dying in my seat. soon we will know...

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  Men 2022

  Added by Declan Cadillac 6

  you incurious facile gits have spent the last decade turning horror movies into buzzfeed questionaires you already know the results of. you have worked tirelessly as a kill agent for corporate outsider-dom to replace genuine sensation with "vibes" and "messages" and now your toil bears bruised, acrid, and spoiled fruit. dont you dare give me that flippant 2 star review like your hands are clean. you kept posting that toni collette fancam, you are *exactly* who they made this nutripaste…

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  Added by Declan Cadillac 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  alright first off the Synthients are kind of dumb. the one sati and niobe have literally looks like it's from skylanders. second off this is probably one of the best movies of all time