• Le Samouraï

    Le Samouraï

    ★★★★★

    okay so why is it when alain delon wears a trench-coat and a fedora it’s the coolest thing in the world; but when I wear it to school the police get called on me and I get suspended

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★

    Elvis was a hero to most, but he—
    Elvis was a hero to most—
    Elvis was a hero to most, but he
    Never meant shit to me, you see, straight out
    Racist—that sucker was simple and plain

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★½

    i hope laura dern was paid a lot of money to say the line “he slid into my dms”

  • Baccano!

    Baccano!

    ★★★½

    I’d say generally I was ambivalent about a lot of the elements of the show; and in a show that has so much going on I think it’s only natural to like some parts more than others. That being said: Isaac and Miria are definitely in the pantheon of my all time favorite fictional characters, those guys rule.

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

    Surprising nobody; my opinion on this TV show is it should’ve been a movie.

  • Wild Things

    Wild Things

    ★★★½

    humana humana humana

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    The Thing was probably the first film I ever added to my watchlist on Letterboxd back in 2018. For years I just always back-burnered it, but it eventually got to the point where me not having had seen it was getting ridiculous. A year or so ago I made the excuse, ‘I’ll check it out, when there is an inevitable reshowing of it in a theatre,’ and this week, the excuse finally caught up to me. Being back in the…

  • Tropic Thunder

    Tropic Thunder

    ★★★★

    Has Francis Ford Coppola seen this

  • 22 Jump Street

    22 Jump Street

    ★★★★

    he said my name jeff! :)

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

    ★★★½

    he didn’t say my name jeff :/

  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    by S. Buckley, C. Hazlip & D. P. Nicol.

    the characters in nobuhiko obayashi’s ‘house’ (1977) all represent the 7 deadly sins, depicted in the famous text known as the bible.  im surprised that no one has ever noticed this before, because the clues are obvious here.

    gorgeous: is pride. she carries a mirror around with her all the time and is always vainly obsessed with her physical appearance. 

    mac: is gluttony. named after the iconic big mac, (possibly named after the macintosh…

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Just as dreadful as they say it is. There’s a pretty good Juliane Moore performance in there; and a Razzie worthy Amy Adams one.