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  • Rocketman



    This movie is so much fun and so well done!! Everyone has said it but I'll say it again, this blows Bohemian Rhapsody (an academy award winning movie) out of the water in literally every way.

    It's inventive, heartfelt, brutally real, and most importantly kinetic as hell. You're guaranteed a good time by virtue of Elton John's music alone.

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange


    I haven't watched a Kubrick film in ages and A Clockwork Orange gives him a much welcome return to my life.

    It's hard for me to think of a director who packs this much into each and every shot, and also has this uncanny ability to draw masterful performances from every single actor involved. This movie is one to be reviewed and deliberately dissected again and again. I can't wait to rewatch this and find new things.

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  • Midsommar



    I haven't been this terrified of white people since Get Out.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness


    "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
    "This, is my boomstick!!"
    "Baby, you got real ugly."
    "That was just pillow talk baby!"
    "It's a trick... get an axe."
    "Klaatu Barada... necktie? Nickle? I know it was an N word."
    "Hail to the king baby."
    "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
    "I've never even seen these assholes before!!"
    "Right now you're the king of Jack and Shit, and Jack just left town."
    "Ash Williams. Housewares."…