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    Threads

    ★★½

    A good reminder to practice safe sex... Because you never quite know when you're going to get pregnant just prior to a nuclear war and end up carrying a child to term amid nuclear fallout, hoping against hope that the radiation and malnutrition don't leave it scarred with wild mental abnormalities or physical deformation, only to then die a miserable death while tending to failed crops amid the utter hellscape of the fallout, leaving that child an orphan in as grim an existence as mankind has ever seen.

  • House

    House

    ★★★

    I had a feeling that cat would be trouble.

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  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ★★

    I cannot be the only person who thinks of Channel 101's "Kicked in the Nuts" when watching this. (I loved that web series when I was in college.) Sadly, I'm hoping society continues trending in this direction just to hear Costco greeters tell me they love me.

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★½

    I just watched The Evil Dead a few days ago, and having the origin of the story so fresh in mind leaves Army of Darkness feeling a little awkward. It's fun, don't get me wrong, but having not seen it in at least ten years (maybe fifteen; twenty?) it's really interesting to see it through new eyes and compare it to my memories. As a teenager, when I had the VHS, it was sort of an indicator of identity: You…

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  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

    ★★½

    "Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need"... And apparently what I need is a hundred minutes of developmentally stunted man-children in wookie masks.

  • UHF

    UHF

    ★½

    The Emo Philips table saw scene. "Today we're going to learn to make plutonium out of common household items." "Joel Miller, you just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky lucky boy, do you know why? You get to drink from the... firehose!" Druids on Parade. "Today we're teaching poodles how to fly." "Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye."

    Right now I'd…