sorry but i hate newt

motherfuckin bathtub fireworks

why y’all fuckin during an apocalypse anyway

this movie is set in 2045 and involves the world being completely obsessed with the 1980s. there is a scene where someone plays a song from 1977, and someone else excitedly yells “whoa, old school”

this movie is so weirdly depressing and dystopian, the tone is all over the place, and it’s SO absolutely unaware of how it represents its own villain’s desires and attempts to pander. olivia cooke and mark rylance deserve so much better than “spy kids, but there’s a man who really wants to murder the spy kids with a gun”