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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    alternate titles for this movie include: Great Brit-apest Hotel,
    Fantastic Mr. Bear, and Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events But Peep This, There's A Lil Bear In It

  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★

    paddington is the cutest fucking thing. i love the little bear boy and would like to protect him at all times

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  • Downsizing

    Downsizing

    ★★

    30 MIN IN: Hey, conceptually, this is pretty good! Seems like a broad take on a smart sci-fi satire idea, but still not sure why people hate this!

    60 MIN IN: ... oh

    120 MIN IN: ......................................... oh.

  • Bright

    Bright

    People are trying to defend this movie by saying "at least it's ambitious." It's not ambitious in any sense. It's formulaic, predictable, and terribly written by filling in the blanks to a million other cop movies, but with "Cop #2" find-and-replaced by "orc."

    The dialogue is awful, the movie has the subtlety of a firework, it's shot poorly, the magic in the world has absolutely no rules to it and is wasted in this universe as a macguffin– even the…