The Equalizer 2 ★★

DENZEL WASHINGTON: ...Would you like something to drink?
ASHTON SANDERS: Yeah.
DENZEL: Come on in.
[he enters]
DENZEL: Ice tea or water?
ASHTON SANDERS: Pshh, what I look like, Jackie Chan?

Absolutely nothing in this movie makes sense, but I cannot stop thinking about this particular exchange and what the fuck it was supposed to mean. I have googled the words and the only results are other people trying to figure out what it means. Incredible.