The Witch ★★★★½

film lovin’ me: this is a brilliant portrait of paranoia and religious fervor in the 1600s. it’s so inpressive how eggers manages to capture the spirit of the time without feeling like he’s painstakingly trying to pull an unnatural sense of tension or a period-accurate performance out of his actors

the real me: motherfuckers need to TALK NORMAL!!!! stop sayin THOUST!!!!!!!!!!