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Demi has written 14 reviews for films during 2014.

  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero

    ★★★★★

    WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THIS MOVIE!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    great!!!!!

  • The Expendables

    The Expendables

    ★½

    this isn't "so bad it's good," it's just bad

  • The Terminator

    The Terminator

    ★★★★★

    I don't think I've ever seen a film with better storytelling. Next to zero expository dialogue in the first act, everything is set up through action, and done so perfectly. One of Cameron's best.

  • The Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger

    ★★★

    Not as bad as everyone says! The inventive action-adventure of the Pirates series, but in the Wild West. However, it's somehow both racist and native-redemptive, cliche, flawed, and it's way too long. He doesn't even become the Lone Ranger until an hour into the movie. I don't know why HBC's character is billed so well, she's in exactly two scenes. Long story short, it was alright. I'd never recommend it, but it's really not as bad as people presumed.

  • Clear History

    Clear History

    ★★★½

    It's like CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM: THE MOVIE,

  • R.I.P.D.

    R.I.P.D.

    ★★

    "Men In Black is cool... but what if it was just a little bit worse?"

  • The Hangover Part III

    The Hangover Part III

    ★★

    Ugh.

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    ★★★½

    Clumsy, flawed, but still very fun!

  • Bad Milo

    Bad Milo

    ★★½

    I wish it was a lot better than it was.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★½

    I've seen this film three times and it's a joy every time.

  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    ★★½

    I don't think Peter Berg is a very good director.