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movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be sung out loud without messing with the pronunciation of the words)


edit: submissions are closed ’cause no offense but y’all are bad at this

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There are 10 films in this list released in the 2010s.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu
  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch
  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold
  • xXx: Return of Xander Cage
  • Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love