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movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be sung out loud without messing with the pronunciation of the words)

edit: submissions are closed ’cause no offense but y’all are bad at this

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There are 4 crime films in this list.

  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Shinjuku Triad Society
  • Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
  • xXx: Return of Xander Cage