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movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be sung out loud without messing with the pronunciation of the words)


edit: submissions are closed ’cause no offense but y’all are bad at this

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There are 7 dramatic films in this list.

  • Daddy's Little Girls
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know
  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Gold Diggers of 1933
  • Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
  • Once Upon a Time in Mexico