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movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be sung out loud without messing with the pronunciation of the words)


edit: submissions are closed ’cause no offense but y’all are bad at this

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There are 7 family films in this list.

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
  • Journey to the Center of the Earth
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold