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live-action cartoons

5 films

after watching The Jerk and O Brother, Where Art Thou back to back I realized the comedies I love the…

  • Stuart Little
  • Hereditary
  • Children of Men
  • Sleepover
  • The Transformers: The Movie

end credits songs from my donation drive

24 films

i did a donation drive on twitter. every 1000 donated to a food bank, i would pick one random donor…

  • Fiddler on the Roof
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2
  • Jingle All the Way
  • Bringing Out the Dead

movies whose full and correct titles can be pronounced perfectly in the part of "Burning Down The House" where they scream "Burning Down The House"

172 films

These! Are! Five! Syll! A! Ble! Films! Burning Down The House! (this one's kevin t. porter's fault)

(okay please for…

  • Some Like It Hot
  • Young Frankenstein
  • The King of Comedy
  • Muriel's Wedding
  • Hail the Conquering Hero

coworker/friend recommendations

10 films

movies that my friends tell me "you HAVE to watch" (and im GONNA)

  • The Brothers Bloom
  • Stop Making Sense
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • A Fish Called Wanda

the addie-juyigbe 31 day film festival

31 films

my good pal addie asked me to make her a schedule of movies to watch for every day of august…

  • Daddy's Little Girls
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

26 films

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be…

  • Cloud Atlas
  • The Fault in Our Stars
  • Goldfinger
  • Romancing the Stone
  • Se7en

movies i own for some reason but still haven't seen for some other reason

34 films

inspired by jamie woodham. feel free to yell at me

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • War for the Planet of the Apes
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

movies whose full titles can be perfectly sung to the rhythm & cadence of “moon river, wider than a mile”

27 films

we’re after that same rainbow’s end (note: it's very specific to the way the words have to be pronounced and…

  • A League of Their Own
  • Last Action Hero
  • Léon: The Professional
  • Before Sunrise
  • Fargo

my favorite movie from every year i've been alive

27 films

my favorite movie from every year since 1992 (holy shit this was hard)

  • Eighth Grade
  • Game Night
  • Blindspotting
  • Paddington 2
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

2018 ranked

80 films

commence the yelling

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Casting JonBenet
  • Fast & Furious
  • Now You See Me 2
  • For a Good Time, Call...

movies whose entire titles can be comfortably sung to the tune and rhythm of “little red corvette”

73 films

“entire titles” and “comfortably” and "rhythm" being the operative words

  • I, Tonya
  • Lady Bird
  • The Florida Project
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Get Out

my favorite films of 2017

29 films

my favorite movies of 2018. gotta stress that my choice in "favorite" over "best" was one thousand percent intentional. as…