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  • Picnic at Hanging Rock
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Corpse Bride
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • Donnie Darko

Expected to love. Did not.

4 films

They said you were deep, creative, quirky and "hey, so are you!" they told me. But you left me feeling…

  • Elf
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • Stranger Than Fiction

With a lead character that makes me uncomfortable.

3 films

Your main character gives me a visceral reaction which I am not otherwise prone to. You make my skin crawl.

  • A Christmas Story
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Groundhog Day
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


4 films

Someone told me you were good. Or that I should rewatch you, because I'd like you now. Maybe I was…

  • Suicide Squad
  • Sucker Punch
  • Donnie Darko

More enjoyable if you pretend they are a music video.

3 films

I enjoyed you more than I should have. Friends and the internet have told me you are not very good.…

  • Flubber
  • Cats & Dogs
  • Elf

Forced to watch as a child.

3 films

They assumed I'd like you because I was young. How I wish I could take back the time wasted on…

  • Hide and Seek
  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • American Beauty
  • Secret Window
  • Edward Scissorhands

Enjoyed more as a child than I probably would now.

10 films

We had a good time once, but I've changed. 

Oh well. 

We'll always have Paris.