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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★½

    Cried at this movie in a good way (UPDATE: I CRIED OUT OF LAUGHTER!! I MEANT THAT I CRIED OUT OF LAUGHTER). Tutar was amazing (UPDATE: I MEAN SHE WAS AMAZING AT MAKING ME LAUGH! I DID NOT CRY OVER TUTAR.).
    Rudy Giuliani with his hands down his pants! Wonderful. My friend sent me the Hunter Biden sex tape like RIGHT after I finished watching this and I was way too afraid to click it

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    I only paid attention for that scene where the kid talks to himself in the cafe and I wanted to deck him man that scene sucked ass

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  • Serial Experiments Lain

    Serial Experiments Lain

    ★★★★★

    Really wish my favorite anime genre was something normal and not the (very well-executed) “escapism will never set you free, everyone’s connected” stuff ALSO I hallucinated an anime girl face into the toilet paper like right after watching this and she scared me

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★

    I’ve been trying to review this one for days and, at this point, I have two major takeaways:

    1. Terminator 2 is much better than the first Terminator. It’s so viscerally grotesque at some bits that it feels like I’m looking straight into hell and I don’t want to watch it again for a while (this is part of what makes it good).

    2. “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”? More like “Terminator 2: What If You Heard Your Mom Call You…