I like spooky shit and hippy shit

Favorite films

  • The Witch
  • The Devils
  • Targets
  • Easy Rider

Recent activity

  • Malignant

  • Before Sunrise


  • Slither


  • Bat Pussy


Recent reviews

  • Malignant


    What if a horror director could make a movie about a goofy little monster without including violence against women hahah that would be so epic, just imagine that :)

    Shut it off after the first scene and cringe pilled opening credits 😎 crapola

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    Scary, beautiful and awesome how movies change depending on the context in which you watch them.

    Anyway, split a bottle of wine with my boo and watched this after date night, was very nice and cozy and I was full of fried raviolis :)

Popular reviews

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    What an absolute fucking trainwreck. Before I get into the chunky reasons I hate this, I'm gonna rapid fire some shots in list format.

    -Hilarious to watch people swoon over Flannagan when he directed and wrote exactly one episode. Not only that but it fucking shows. The entire season is hitting way below even Flannagan's worst work in terms presentation and ESPECIALLY in writing
    -Literally no horror elements at all, no gothic atmosphere like Hill House had, no scares, just…

  • Nomadland



    It's like a two hour version of those headlines that say "INSPIRING: 85 YEAR OLD WITH BODY RIDDLED WITH CANCER WALKS 20 MILES TO WORK MINIMUM WAGE SO THEY CAN MEET THE MONTHLY MINIMUM ON 40 YEARS OF HOSPITAL BILLS AND AVOID JAILTIME!". I don't feel anything but cheap manipulation through closeups of people delivering dialouge about how they lived a full life in poverty while sad piano music plays, or cheap drama where the main character gets offended when…