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  • American Pie 2

    American Pie 2


    Nothing quite like Casey Affleck comeo-ing just to talk about the best ways to take advantage of women

  • Can't Hardly Wait

    Can't Hardly Wait


    90s American Graffiti is good actually

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Emily Blunt is stronger than every single US Marine

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’ve racked my brain and while I still can’t rate it until a second watch I found it therapeutic to write down what I liked and what I absolutely hated:)

    The good
    -babu frik
    -everything with c-3po
    -bb8 being a round baby under a tree and needing to be carried up a rock
    -do it
    -recognizing every voice and crying a lot
    -the trios chemistry
    -kylo’s final line of dialogue is “ow”
    -kylo’s final outfit is pajamas
    -Oscar and…