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Favorite films

  • Duck Soup
  • A Woman Is a Woman
  • Come and See
  • The Wind Rises

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  • The Black Phone


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Northman


Recent reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    I’ve asked for the abolishment of the pedophile industrial complex every year for my birthday and it seems only Disney reads my letters.

  • Cruella



    I was 16 years old when I found out I couldn’t use my own name as a member of the Screen Actors Guild. They already had an ‘Emily Stone’ in their system. To ask a 16 year old to pick a new name is quite interesting because I was thinking ‘I’m gonna be Riley, my name’s gonna be Riley Stone.’ So my name was Riley Stone for about six months, then I booked a guest spot on Malcolm in the…

Popular reviews

  • Eraserhead



    Funny how this film doesn't seem disturbing until you describe it to those who haven't seen it.

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    Scarier than The Shining, more political than A Clockwork Orange and Dr. Strangelove, more mysterious than 2001: A Space Odyssey and more misunderstood than Full Metal Jacket. This is Kubrick's most underrated and overlooked film and, despite the casting, probably his best.