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Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Totally Fucked Up
  • Raw
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Prince of Egypt


  • Mean Streets


  • The Northman


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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    someone: daniel plainview is literally a sociopath who would do anything to get what he wants
    me: you don’t have all the facts
    someone: which are ?
    me: i love him

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    alma is so real because i would also date a walking red flag if said walking red flag was old daniel day lewis