Favorite films

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • Thief
  • Out of the Past
  • Fantastic Planet

Recent activity

  • Forrest Gump


  • Wings of Desire


  • On the Waterfront


  • Some Like It Hot


Pinned reviews

  • The Private Life of a Cat

    The Private Life of a Cat


    From 12th-century Chinese poetry to the golden age of American experimental film to the birth of the internet meme, it seems like we just can't help but immortalize cats. I suspect there's something aspirational about this; if I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone yearning for the feline life (i.e. sleeping 18 hours a day, playing when the mood strikes you, not having to pay rent), I'd have at least a few bucks. Oh, to be an…

  • Jaws



    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

Recent reviews

  • BlackBerry



    Kind of like if The Social Network had a dorky Canadian cousin who swore by the collected works of Michael Schur.

  • Forty Guns

    Forty Guns


    Film noir in western garb. Every word in Fuller's script sounds excerpted from a detective novel, and every shot is cool, cavernous, or both. Way sexier than you'd expect. Barbara Stanwyck does her own stunts. Two banger songs belted by a singing cowboy. 80 minutes long. Four stars.

Popular reviews

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat


    Florida Man Fucks Up Big Time

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy


    Yeah, I'm into BDSM: Brakhage, domesticity, sadness, and, uh... moths.