Favorite films

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • The Insider
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Fantastic Planet

Recent activity

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

  • Sense and Sensibility

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story


  • Speed Racer


Pinned reviews

  • Jaws



    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

Recent reviews

  • The People You're Paying to Be in Shorts

    The People You're Paying to Be in Shorts


    The long hangover after The Last Dance. We talk a lot about movies that don't exist; the Charlotte Bobcats are an entire basketball team that doesn't exist, and not even the biggest winner in NBA history could keep them from losing at a record clip. They couldn't win, and no one cared; in short, a perfect subject for the formidable Secret Base crew.

  • Tucker: The Man and His Dream

    Tucker: The Man and His Dream


    I'll level with y'all, it's weird to see Elias Koteas in a movie about cars where he doesn't want to fuck any of them

Popular reviews

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat


    Florida Man Fucks Up Big Time

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy


    Yeah, I'm into BDSM: Brakhage, domesticity, sadness, and, uh... moths.