Favorite films

  • Yi Yi
  • Au Hasard Balthazar
  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • Dust in the Wind

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  • Apocalypto

  • Synecdoche, New York

  • In the Loop

  • Fargo

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  • The New World

    The New World

    Ain’t shit to say but that this is one of the greatest works of art ever 🤷‍♂️ It’s so funny and pathetic how people think they can just film some trees and it’ll be a Malick movie. Everyone wants to imitate him but they CAN’T. Sometimes I worry that I’ve become asexual towards movies because of how blehh so many of the new hits leave me feeling. And then I feel guilty for being such a hardass about it :/…

  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    My bro said “this is so much better than Whiplash” 💀 and I’m like yup x1000