comedian and writer with a super unique perspective
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
In which Peter Parker ruins his own life by being the dumbest motherfucker alive
MARVEL: So you, Tom and Andrew will all be Spider-Man, side by side.
TOBEY: Great! And you guys will use that de-aging technology you have to make me look younger?
MARVEL: No, you will look old. You will look like their old, weirdly lean dad. Someone will even look at you and say "You're all grown up!" because of how old you look.
that being said any quibble I had would've been erased if Topher had sidled up to that bar in Cabo