Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Family Switch 2023

  ★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  What's worse? Having to be Ed Helms or knowing that he's inside your body?

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  No matter what you think about this movie, there is no question that replacing Joaquin Phoenix with Jon Heder's Napoleon Dynamite would have made for a way funnier movie.

Popular reviews

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  The Marvels 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Nov 2023

  This features my favorite needle drop of the decade.

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  The Godfather 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2023 4

  Do you think this movie would be more or less remembered if it had kept in the subplot from the book about Sonny's secret lover Lucy Mancini and her enormous vagina that only Sonny and his oversized manhood could satisfy, to the point where after Sonny is no longer in the picture she begins dating doctor who performs a surgery to "put in some real tight walls" so that he can finally satisfy her the way Sonny did.

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