So confused by all the love this is getting. Felt like an SNL sketch about aging mobsters. And De Niro playing a middle aged hit man was not unlike watching Dolemite do kung fu.
Oof. I know a lot of people loved this one, but I found it so overwrought and overwritten and sooooo CW, which isn’t always a bad thing, but in this case, it was. Like: David Lynch for CW fans? Time is confetti and ghosts are wishes? Too many shitty analogies and someone in the writer’s room had a serious Poe complex. I just wanted them all to shut the fuck up! It’s like they had to pack in every #whitpersonproblem there is: heroin addiction, helicopter parenting, black mold. It was like The Money Pit, but not funny.