I want Jeff Goldblum to be my dog but also my husband? crazy shit man

when Academy Award winner Benicio del Toro is the 27th-highest billed actor in your movie lmao

imagine being mad that your upper west side rent was $85

why in the fuck is this shit winning an Oscar in 2019

I'm gonna steal the declaration of ant-ependence

I don't even know what to say tbh