★★★½ Watched 05 Jun, 2020
In order to defeat the Nazis, Miss Price has to cast a spell. In order to cast a spell she has to get a thing. And in order to get a thing she has to watch a pirate-speaking lion king play soccer.
★★★★ Watched 02 Jun, 2020
When a social media influencer starts getting stalked, the creepy videos the masked stalker makes get so many views that the stalker gets its own sponsorship deal with celery-flavored Pop Tarts.
★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov, 2018
You know you're living in a dystopian post-apocalypse when everybody left on the planet either wants to eat your flesh like a zombie or drink your blood like a vampire.
It's called Do the Right Thing but the only character who happened to do the right thing was Sal when he smashed that radio that was blaring Public Enemy throughout the entire movie.