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  • Step Up All In

    Step Up All In

    ★★★★½

    What are we going to do? We're going to bring the fuckin' house down.

    There's a lot I love about Step Up 3. While that specific entry (thankfully) lacked much of a plot, it had an energy to it that most dance films simply don't contain. You'd have to be a total grinch not to enjoy what director Jon M. Chu had in store. Let it be the beautiful cinematography that makes perfect use of 3D to the fact Chu…

  • Step Up

    Step Up

    I just watched all of the Step Up films to gear myself up for the movie event of the season, Step Up All In.

    Let's rewind to a simpler time, the year 2000. Towards the end of the dumping ground of teenage films that were being delivered to theaters every weekend, audiences got films like Center Stage and Save the Last Dance. Teenage films that were centered around the world of dance. Neither were good, so our story should begin…

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★★

    Do not watch any of the trailers. Do not read any reviews or plot summaries. Go into The Cabin in the Woods blind and you will be that much better off. This is not your average, run-of-the-mill horror film, it's an experience. It takes everything you know about the genre and flips it upside down.

  • InAPPropriate Comedy

    InAPPropriate Comedy

    ½

    If I was a critic, I'd want my blurb on Rotten Tomatoes for InAPPropriate Comedy to read: "I don't believe in God anymore."

    If that doesn't work, I'd also take: "InAPPropriate Comedy is homophobia, misogyny, racism, and above all, hate masquerading as 'comedy.'"

    Before I review the debacle that is InAPPropriate Comedy, it’s time for a brief legal lesson.

    If you’re an actor and you sign on to a film, the footage of you can’t be used in another film…