dickydastard

dickydastard

Waiting for them to add Rat Movie back to the database

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Akira
  • The Greatest Show on Earth

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  • The Matrix

    ★★★★★

  • Miami Blues

  • Candyman

    ★★½

  • Scarface

    ★★★

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    I’d forgotten how fucking hard the fits go in this movie compared to the sequels and also compared to basically any other movie ever made

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★½

    Really just emphasises how much the world needs an actual movie about Cabrini Green instead of whatever the fuck this was

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  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    Ryan Reynolds as a concept is very funny to me because he’s this ultra-charismatic, super beloved celebrity figure with legions of fans and enough pull in the industry to do pretty much whatever he wants, and yet he only ever utilises that potential to produce and star in some of the most soulless and uninspired movies ever made.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★

    Whenever I watch Bo Burnham I get the distinct impression that I’m watching someone who is, in some capacity at least, a talented performer and comedian. On the other hand his songs are boring as shit, he has practically zero worthwhile insight and I don’t think he’s actually ever made me laugh once, so I honestly don’t really know where that impression is coming from.