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  • The Orphanage
  • Hook
  • Arachnophobia
  • Down Periscope

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  • The Bunker Game

    ★★

  • Responsible Child

    ★★½

  • Emergency

    ★★★★

  • Apartment Zero

    ★★★★

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  • The Bunker Game

    The Bunker Game

    ★★

    i really did kind of like the ghost element of this but like. frankly i was most compelled by the nonbinary char and the Black guy who uses a wheelchair and their relationship, and the fact that they both got killed for no reason was a bit?? like. they were very well acted and compelling

    idk this film was just a bit all over the place, and i feel like it would have been vastly improved as a 25min short film than as a feature

  • Responsible Child

    Responsible Child

    ★★½

    the point of this is to be extremely naturalistic while focusing on the systemic flaws over individual personal ones but it's just. meh

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  • Tales from the Lodge

    Tales from the Lodge

    The moral of this story is that trans women are just jilted gay men who want to torture their friends.

    Fuck cis people. You freaks shouldn't be allowed to do anything in this industry.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    oh they're so cultured... so educated... so rich, so European... life is so simple and so complicated and desire is overwhelming, such as your desire as the viewer to turn off this film because you're so painfully bored by it