I went to see a film this week,
My better judgement caved.
The theater marquee was so bleak--
I can't believe I paid
To see a film about a heist
Amidst a hurricane.
A whole nine bucks I sacrificed--
It was so fucking lame.
Within ten minutes, someone's killed--
Crushed by a water tank.
Stupidly, I was quite thrilled--
Could this hot garbage rank
Among the worst films ever made?
Was I in for a treat?
For something this bad,…