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  • The Long Kiss Goodnight
  • Carol
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Black Christmas

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  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    If you can overlook the fact that nobody will come close to Abel Vance’s original take on the historic figure, you’re in for one of the funniest movies of the year.

    - Yes, the comedy is obviously intentional, you prudes.

    - Ridley can direct historical epic spectacle in his sleep at this point but the staging is never less than breathtaking on the big screen.

    - Monstrously horny Joaquin Phoenix is one of the great pathetic characters of the year.…

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    A firm “pass” from me as to not join in the critical dogpiling.

    - Let’s get a titanium back brace to Linus Sandgren STAT because good lord is his middle name “Heavy Lifting” or something?

    - Jacob Elordi and Barry Keoghan have some terrific chemistry. 

    - Rosamund Pike is having fun and that’s not nothing.

    - Why is this a period piece?

    - Teorema and Talented Mr. Ripley after getting plastered onto a tumblr aesthetic mood board and funneled into the privilege…

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    “Through the darkness of future past
    The magician longs to see
    One chance out between two worlds
    Fire walk with me.”

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN “TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN”

    In the original run of Twin Peaks David Lynch and Mark Frost were never going to say who killed Laura Palmer. Only after pressure from executives at ABC did they reveal the murderer. Lynch called Laura Palmer’s death “the goose that laid the…

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The best part of TRANSFORMERS 3 is when the villain begs for his life and Optimus Prime shoots him in the fucking head.