This is going to be me the Xmas after I become a widow. Up there with The Little Match Girl in terms of Holiday bummers.
1. Emma Roberts and Hayden Christensen are supposed to be the same age, yet he looks 20 years older than her when in reality he's 11 years older than her. Alyssa Milano plays Emma Roberts' mother. Christensen is closer to Milano's age.
2. Somehow the Distillery District is hosting the Little Italy CHIN festival EVERY DAY? This will only matter to Toronto folks, I guess.
3. Nobody in Toronto talks like an extra from the Sopranos, but everyone…