Favorite films

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
  • Splendor in the Grass
  • Young Adult
  • Dirty Dancing

Recent activity

  • Angel Eyes


  • Not as a Stranger


  • The Muppets Take Manhattan


  • The Worst Person in the World


Recent reviews

  • Angel Eyes

    Angel Eyes


    Man, Chicago's very own CN Tower, Honest Ed's and Sam the Record Man really look nice in this movie! The only thing missing was a Jeff Healy needle drop!
    All Toronto-related art direction blunders aside, this was actually a nice little romantic drama about trauma bonding. JLo and Jim Caviezel don't have a lot of chemistry, but it doesn't really matter. Two sad people find each other and try to make it work and JLo is great so another 3 star banger this is!

  • Not as a Stranger

    Not as a Stranger


    Y'all this movie invented Grey's Anatomy like this movie is just SEX and EGO and SURGERY and LIFE OR DEATH and SCANDAL and one extremely trash man - who happens to be the protagonist.

    This is also a rough idea for a Golden Girls prequel where they forgot Blanche was Southern and she fucked Rose's trash husband.

    Okay so the woman who only Laura Branigan sang about. My all-time favorite Old Hollywood Who. My queen of early plastic surgery, whose…

Popular reviews

  • Little Italy

    Little Italy

    Hoooooooooooooo boy.

    1. Emma Roberts and Hayden Christensen are supposed to be the same age, yet he looks 20 years older than her when in reality he's 11 years older than her. Alyssa Milano plays Emma Roberts' mother. Christensen is closer to Milano's age.

    2. Somehow the Distillery District is hosting the Little Italy CHIN festival EVERY DAY? This will only matter to Toronto folks, I guess.

    3. Nobody in Toronto talks like an extra from the Sopranos, but everyone…

  • Last Holiday

    Last Holiday


    Queen of a mid-00s "European look" clothing montage!
    Queen of critiquing classism & capitalism!
    Queen of charming the fuck out of an entire hotel!
    Queen of being in a movie that's not even about getting the guy, but she still gets the guy anyway!
    Queen of YOLO!
    Queen Latifah ruuuuules and this is one of her best. Also love Jane Adams, Giancarlo Esposito & Alicia Witt in their supporting roles!
    It's not the most Christmassy of Xmas movies, but it's super heartwarming and funny plus all the #spon for The Food Network & Travelocity makes for a fun relic of its time.

    Also, Last Holiday >>>>>>> The Holiday