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  • And Now for Something Completely Different
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Life of Brian
  • The Meaning of Life

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  • Fast Five

    ★★★½

  • The Spy Next Door

    ★★

  • Fast & Furious

    ★★½

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★

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  • The Elephant Queen

    The Elephant Queen

    ★★★½

    Frog foam sex orgies.

    Once seen… can never be unseen.

    An Apple TV documentary telling the journey of a family of elephants in the African savannah that have to leave their waterhole due to drought and journey 200 miles to safer lands. The visuals are spectacular but the script is a bit too close to the Disneynature docs for my tastes, with overly cute anthropomorphizing of the animals. Obviously whoever decided to name the slow and lackadaisical gosling Steven can…

  • Finch

    Finch

    ★★★½

    The world has become a virtually uninhabitable radioactive wasteland… it feels all to close in the Apple TV Tom Hanks vehicle Finch

    Finch (Tom Hanks) knows how to survive in the post apocalyptic world but time waits for no man… and neither does exposure to lethal levels of radiation. Before he dies, he builds a robot (voiced by Caleb Landry Jones) that will be able to care for the one thing he still truly loves: his adorable rescue doggie Goodyear.…

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  • Ice Age

    Ice Age

    ★★★½

    Much better than I remembered. Then again any film is improved by listening to my daughter laughing her head off throughout.

  • Thunderball

    Thunderball

    ★★½

    Nobody ranks Bond better for Bond-a-thon

    Quick question first... Is "You swim like a man" the worlds worst attempt at a pick up line?

    Right, I thought it would be fitting to review this one underwater... So scuba diving gear on... here we go

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