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  • The Deadly Spawn
  • Burial Ground
  • Cemetery Man
  • Malignant

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  • Cannibal Girls

    ★★★½

  • Alligator 2: The Mutation

    ★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • The Awakening

    ★★★

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  • Not for Resale

    Not for Resale

    ★★★★★

    I'll watch any movie with my name in the credits :)

    I participated and appear in this documentary and even if I didn't, it would be near and dear to my heart. It's the story of a cottage industry - the local "brick and mortar" videogame shop - and its future chances against the inevitable world of digital distribution. The movie asks the question "as ownership goes digital, what gets left behind?".

    To date, I've only seen the rough cut.…

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  • Cannibal Girls

    Cannibal Girls

    ★★★½

    This is a fascinating piece of cinema history. Grindhouse to the bone (pun intended) but featuring future “A List” talent. Directed by Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters, Stripes, Kindergarten Cop) and starring SCTV alumni Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin in their first major roles. It’s as unlikely as it sounds.

    Levy is sporting a huge afro and plays the rock musician boyfriend. Martin is his girlfriend, she’s sweet and a bit of an airhead. You can spot their acting chops right away…

  • Alligator 2: The Mutation

    Alligator 2: The Mutation

    ★★★

    True to the spirit of the original that starred Robert Forster as a detective tryingto track down a huge alligator in the city sewer system, here we’ve got Joseph Bologna as a detective trying to track down a huge alligator in the city sewer system. They’re also similar in style, very light most of the time, with street-wise wisecrackers tossing out quips left and right.

    It’s an odd choice to make a sequel eleven years later, but it definitely fits…

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  • Cemetery Man

    Cemetery Man

    ★★★★½

    It’s a work of art, a swath of style and contradiction. It’s a zombie movie with its own canon. It’s equal parts Lynch and Raimi. It’s foreign to an American like me, yet it’s in English. It’s a love story in a unique triangle. Its ugliest images are some of the most beautiful I’ve seen in a horror film. It’s a buddy film with a parallel universe Curly Howard as the buddy. It’s The Walking Dead-creative-killing 20 years before Dead was born. It’s gothic and simultaneously hip.

    “I’d give my life to be dead” - Dellamorte 

    It is absurd. And it makes perfect sense.

  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC

    ★★★½

    Felt very much like a spiritual successor to The Blair Witch Project, which is a good thing because I’d like a good alternative and most found footage movies don’t do it for me. A few genuinely good scares and an overall spooky vibe make this “haunted house Halloween amusement in a REAL haunted house” reality film a winner. Almost definitely better on a rewatch, too, as there are lots of quick peeks at weird stuff and I’d be cheating if I rewound and paused.

    A top 10 horror found footage movie!