christian d

๐Ÿ“ผ film brah ๐Ÿค™
๐Ÿ˜„ emoji boy ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿป
๐Ÿน heavy drinker ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿšฎ trash lover ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐ŸŽง underrated podcast guest ๐ŸŽ™

let's discuss some cinema, baby.

Favorite films

  • A Simple Plan
  • Carlito's Way
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • The Iron Giant

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  • The Gray Man

  • Top Gun

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  • Spice World

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  • Dark Angel

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  • Extreme Prejudice

    Extreme Prejudice

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    "I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AMIGO! I'M IN TOO DEEP!"

    TUNE IN AND LISTEN TO ME AND THE BOYS FROM ACTION, ACTION (JAMES, DUSTIN AND JOHN) AS WE TALK ABOUT ONE OF WALTER HILL'S MOST UNDERSEEN AND UNDERRATED 80s BANGERS: EXTREME PREJUDICE!

    Click on the links at the bottom to have a listen! ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ

    A Texas Ranger. A Narcotics Kingpin. Both former childhood friends and now on opposite sides of the law. Not enough of a draw for you? Okay then,โ€ฆ

  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

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    CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โ€ฆ

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  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    more like THE GAY MAN because that's what i'll definitely become while watching gosling and evans roll around and beat the shit out of each other.

    ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

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    Iceman: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

    ๐Ÿ›ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸŽฏโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคพ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿผ๐ŸชŸ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฉ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›ฉ

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

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    dear carey mulligan,

    feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.

    xoxo

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