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let's discuss some cinema, baby.
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Extreme Prejudice 1987
"I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AMIGO! I'M IN TOO DEEP!"
TUNE IN AND LISTEN TO ME AND THE BOYS FROM ACTION, ACTION (JAMES, DUSTIN AND JOHN) AS WE TALK ABOUT ONE OF WALTER HILL'S MOST UNDERSEEN AND UNDERRATED 80s BANGERS: EXTREME PREJUDICE!
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A Texas Ranger. A Narcotics Kingpin. Both former childhood friends and now on opposite sides of the law. Not enough of a draw for you? Okay then,โฆ
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Ricochet 1991
CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โฆ
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The Gray Man 2022
more like THE GAY MAN because that's what i'll definitely become while watching gosling and evans roll around and beat the shit out of each other.
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House of Gucci 2021
Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ค๐ผ
p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.
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Promising Young Woman 2020
dear carey mulligan,
feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.
xoxo
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