๐ผ film brah ๐ค
๐ emoji boy ๐ง๐ป
๐น heavy drinker ๐ฅด
๐ฎ trash lover ๐ฅฐ
๐ง underrated podcast guest ๐
let's discuss some cinema, baby.
CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โฆ
EPISODE 32 OF THE CINEFLEK PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Links available below! โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Listen to Ethan Colburn and I get real dirty and nerdy talking about one of my all-time favourite movies on his podcast Cineflek, available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and Spotify!
"You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I sayโฆ
"Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it."
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๐๐ชก๐งต๐คโ๏ธ๐ฅ
no review, just no review.
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Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ค๐ผ
p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.
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dear carey mulligan,
feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.
xoxo
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