christian d

christian d

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๐Ÿ“ผ film bro ๐Ÿค™
๐Ÿ˜„ emoji boy ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿป
๐Ÿšฎ trash lover ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐ŸŒฎ taco buff ๐Ÿคค

easiest way to make friends with me: quote movies and/or The Simpsons.

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Casino
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Thing

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  • Friday Foster

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  • Coffy

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  • Foxy Brown

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  • Hoodlum

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  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

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    CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โ€ฆ

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

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    EPISODE 32 OF THE CINEFLEK PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Links available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    Listen to Ethan Colburn and I get real dirty and nerdy talking about one of my all-time favourite movies on his podcast Cineflek, available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and Spotify!

    "You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I sayโ€ฆ

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  • Friday Foster

    Friday Foster

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    i had the biggest smile on face while watching this one and honestly, how can you not? Friday Foster is just dripping with style and charm, there's a lot to love here, especially this cast of legendary black actors! goddess pam grier on the case with her camera in hand, my main man cleve and his strictly black capitalism, fancy "king farouk" dexter and his bevy of beauties, yaphett kotto as a private eye who's always on his J-O-B, earthaโ€ฆ

  • Coffy

    Coffy

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    certified dime piece pam grier wielding different types of shotguns and blasting holes through lowlifes and drug pushers, what's not to love? not as enjoyably goofy as Foxy Brown imo but still a quality blaxploitation picture. the score honks, the violence is rampant, there's plenty more tits & ass on display and the n-word is being tossed around almost as much as in a tarantino film. sit back, relax and enjoy this hot cup of Coffy.

    ๐ŸŽถCoffy baby, sweet as a chocolate bar๐ŸŽถ

    ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿชก๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ–

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

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    dear carey mulligan,

    feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.

    xoxo

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