christian d

๐Ÿ“ผ film brah ๐Ÿค™
๐Ÿ˜„ emoji boy ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿป
๐Ÿน heavy drinker ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿšฎ trash lover ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐ŸŽง underrated podcast guest ๐ŸŽ™

let's discuss some cinema, baby.

Favorite films

  • A Simple Plan
  • Carlito's Way
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • The Iron Giant

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  • The Incredibles

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  • The Hangover Part III

  • Senior Year

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  • Dreamcatcher

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  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

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    CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โ€ฆ

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

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    EPISODE 32 OF THE CINEFLEK PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Links available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    Listen to Ethan Colburn and I get real dirty and nerdy talking about one of my all-time favourite movies on his podcast Cineflek, available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and Spotify!

    "You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I sayโ€ฆ

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  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

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    "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it."

    ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ๐Ÿž๐Ÿค–
    ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿชก๐Ÿงต๐Ÿค“โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ

  • The Hangover Part III

    The Hangover Part III

    no review, just no review.

    ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿคฎ

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

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    dear carey mulligan,

    feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.

    xoxo

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