📼 film brah 🤙
😄 emoji boy 🧒🏻
🍹 heavy drinker 🥴
🚮 trash lover 🥰
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let's discuss some cinema, baby.
"I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AMIGO! I'M IN TOO DEEP!"
Click on the links at the bottom to have a listen! 🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
A Texas Ranger. A Narcotics Kingpin. Both former childhood friends and now on opposite sides of the law. Not enough of a draw for you? Okay then,…
CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.…
Whoopi Goldberg is charming, Ray Liotta is charming (R.I.P. KING), Corrina, Corrina is charming! I also vividly remember the home video trailer for this one because it was one of the many trailers on the VHS tape of Monkey Trouble, the Thora Birch/Harvey Keitel monkey hijinx movie that I owned and was a huge sucker for back in the day. New Line Cinema was really throwin' out them cute little bangers in the 90s, weren't they?
Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! 🤌🏼
p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.