christian d

๐Ÿ“ผ film brah ๐Ÿค™
๐Ÿ˜„ emoji boy ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿป
๐Ÿน heavy drinker ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿšฎ trash lover ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐ŸŽง underrated podcast guest ๐ŸŽ™

let's discuss some cinema, baby.

Favorite films

  • A Simple Plan
  • Carlito's Way
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • The Iron Giant

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  • Corrina, Corrina

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  • Beast

  • Hot Shots!

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  • GoodFellas

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  • Extreme Prejudice

    Extreme Prejudice

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    "I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AMIGO! I'M IN TOO DEEP!"

    TUNE IN AND LISTEN TO ME AND THE BOYS FROM ACTION, ACTION (JAMES, DUSTIN AND JOHN) AS WE TALK ABOUT ONE OF WALTER HILL'S MOST UNDERSEEN AND UNDERRATED 80s BANGERS: EXTREME PREJUDICE!

    Click on the links at the bottom to have a listen! ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ

    A Texas Ranger. A Narcotics Kingpin. Both former childhood friends and now on opposite sides of the law. Not enough of a draw for you? Okay then,โ€ฆ

  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

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    CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    this thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โ€ฆ

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  • Corrina, Corrina

    Corrina, Corrina

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    Whoopi Goldberg is charming, Ray Liotta is charming (R.I.P. KING), Corrina, Corrina is charming! I also vividly remember the home video trailer for this one because it was one of the many trailers on the VHS tape of Monkey Trouble, the Thora Birch/Harvey Keitel monkey hijinx movie that I owned and was a huge sucker for back in the day. New Line Cinema was really throwin' out them cute little bangers in the 90s, weren't they?

    ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป

  • Beast

    Beast

    finally! the movie we've all been waiting for:

    Idris vs. Predator
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    trailer here.

    ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! oh! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

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    dear carey mulligan,

    feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.

    xoxo

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