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  • Nerdland


    There were so many awesome people involved with this there's no reason it shouldn't be amazing. And yet, here we are.

  • The Legend of Hallowdega

    The Legend of Hallowdega

    Since I was an extra in this, I suppose I'm qualified to shed a little light on it. The main thing you need to know is that this is basically a commercial for Amp Energy drink. (no really!) Beyond that - I have no answers. Being able to claim that my big break was in a Gilliam project is worth all the feels in the universe. Also of note: Arquette's marriage more or less imploded on the day this aired. Possibly the banana curse?

  • Straw Dogs

    Straw Dogs

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The original Home Alone before the reboot had a different slant, but they kept the little protagonist. Also very current day attitude towards sexuality. Tootsie ditches Dirty Mary and drives off into the sunrise with Sark's Gérard Depardieu/Frankenstein.

  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night

    It didn't come at night, or in the day, or before the credits rolled.