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  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad

    ★★

    Untruly demented where it's supposed to be all shockingly murderous immediacies, and also totally whiffs on any indictment boomers on up deserve when it comes to their killing their kids. Pulled punches.

  • Anaconda

    Anaconda

    ★★

    but imagine what if Jon Voight coulda done mo-cap for all the snake in this

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  • Sadako vs. Kayako

    Sadako vs. Kayako

    ★★★

    my top 5 most wanted horror vs horror movies

    5. Rumpelstiltskin vs The VVitch
    4. Candyman vs Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula (must have this exact title)
    3. Gremlins vs Ghoulies vs Beasties vs Critters vs the gnome from Cat's Eye vs The Pit vs The Brood
    2. Don't Look Now vs God Told Me To
    1. Maximum Overdrive vs Tremors

  • 0.5mm

    0.5mm

    ★★★★★

    This wiped me out. Unsparing, so the elderly aren't magical lessons, but whole & broken, deteriorating people, for whom aging is agency & desire dwindled to the immaterial & unrealized, and these needs are ever-immediate, not receding, not unstuck & out of time. And it's so outrageously funny--Sawa bundles old men into her mercenary care arrangements with flurries of confusion & threats & blackmail. But she's a vital reciprocating presence in lives that have gone without, and out of her strong arm initiations comes this rough…