I'm not one of those people who go "oh how I miss being a child" but yeah watching this made me miss being a child.
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
If this was made today Summer would be an IRL Twitch streamer with a small but dedicated fanbase and Tom would be a meme page admin who's into looksmaxxing.
I hate that I know what all of these things are.
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The Batman 2022
The Batman™ is back! Watch esteemed actor Robert Pattinson show a side of Bruce Wayne you've never seen before - a lame, boring, whiny side. (Gossip Alert! Adam West was originally considered to reprise his role as The Batman™, but producers believed his performance would be "too lively".) Joining Pattinson are Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman: Sex Object Edition and Paul Dano in a performance that has already earned him some Razzies buzz!
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Badlands 1973
Just another one of those old, beloved classics that are actually not very good at all, but people are too whipped to actually be honest about, so they read what other people said and parrot it forward, forcing themselves into believing that it was their original opinion of the movie. It looks nice, sure, but it's not a story.
