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  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    I have absolutely no idea how they pulled this off.

    A vampiric Keanu Reeves (how old is he? No really??) punches, shoots, knifes, kicks, car slams, sign gestures, annoying mid screen über stylized sub dodges, one lines and sprint-shoots his way through a plethora of inept and not so inept fellow hitmen who all want a piece of his glorious ass.

    There is no real plot, just the 'How to make an action film' rulebook.

    And it bloody well works…

  • The Boss Baby

    The Boss Baby


    I saw this with my six year old son.

    To all grown up types who watched this and complain that it's uninspired and boring, go watch it with a kid (preferably one you know, I do not endorse kidnapping) and then watch them watching it.

    This film is a complete and utter delight.

    Things my son took away from this:
    - It's cool to have an imagination.
    - A baby showing his ass is pee-your-pants funny.
    - Puke is fun.
    - Babies are scary. Especially with grown up voices.
    - Something about family and stuff.

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  • Frozen



    Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?

    Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?

    Son: What's it about?

    Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!

    Son - blank stare-

    Daughter: and there's a snow monster.

    Son: Let's roll.

    -movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-

    Me: What'd you think, buddy?

    -Son gives me a look-

    Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?

    Son (these are…

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2


    $246,984,278 worldwide.

    Our species does not deserve to live.