First watch: 1990. 15 years old. 'Dude! That baby is hilarious! Must be fun having a kid.'
Second watch: 2017. 41 years old. 'Fuck this unrealistic crap. Needs a remake by David Lynch.'
Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?
Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?
Son: What's it about?
Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!
Son - blank stare-
Daughter: and there's a snow monster.
Son: Let's roll.
-movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-
Me: What'd you think, buddy?
-Son gives me a look-
Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?
Son (these are…