A Dull Doll Joint™
This is the type of film that will either rattle your cage or leave you bored. Luckily for me it was the first.
When expecting a straight up horror film, you'll end up disappointed. Shults' film is so much more than that. It's a horrific study of our species' character when faced with a threat to its habitat and natural order.
Shults gives us a family trying to deal with an invisible threat that lurks outside their cabin. It is…
Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?
Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?
Son: What's it about?
Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!
Son - blank stare-
Daughter: and there's a snow monster.
Son: Let's roll.
-movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-
Me: What'd you think, buddy?
-Son gives me a look-
Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?
Son (these are…