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  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express


    Zombie Agatha Christie will rise and feast on your collective, uninspired brains.

    And on Depp, cause he's shite.

    I know it's hip and happening to hate on Depp. But c'mon he's utter crap here.

    I'm judging the performance not the man.

    I'll leave the latter to zombie Agatha Christie.

  • Logan Lucky

    Logan Lucky


    Not having a one armed bandit rob a casino is an unforgivable missed opportunity.

    Other than that, this is basically perfect comfort food.

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  • Frozen



    Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?

    Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?

    Son: What's it about?

    Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!

    Son - blank stare-

    Daughter: and there's a snow monster.

    Son: Let's roll.

    -movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-

    Me: What'd you think, buddy?

    -Son gives me a look-

    Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?

    Son (these are…

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2


    $246,984,278 worldwide.

    Our species does not deserve to live.