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  • The Girl with All the Gifts

    The Girl with All the Gifts


    Everything that's wrong with the world in 2017 (including this apparently new standard review format on here): Hahahaha! I shall rule the world and destroy it!

    The Girl with All the Gifts: Say what now?

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    Whatever you want from a movie, it should at least do what it says on the tin.

    With Marvel, most tins are interchangable. Fun, but in essence the same tin with a different label.

    The first Guardians was a completely different tin.

    Many will say that the second is that same tin done over again.

    And they'd be right.

    That's why it's so bloody brilliant.

    Like some bizarre Star Wars/Barbarella love child, Gunn's creation is an absurd rainbow with a…

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  • Frozen



    Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?

    Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?

    Son: What's it about?

    Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!

    Son - blank stare-

    Daughter: and there's a snow monster.

    Son: Let's roll.

    -movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-

    Me: What'd you think, buddy?

    -Son gives me a look-

    Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?

    Son (these are…

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2


    $246,984,278 worldwide.

    Our species does not deserve to live.