Hostel

Hostel ★½

Dear mr. Roth,
In your feeble attempt at gritty realism in this foray into the torture-porn universe you overlooked a teeny, tiny thing. We do not speak, nor have we ever spoken, German in the Netherlands. Dutch (that is the name of our language) doesn't even sound like German.
Do some research, you stupid git.

Yours sincerely,

Me